What The Hell Is This All About?
What the hell is this? Good question. Muffins. I fucking love muffins. I’m a bugger for a muffin. During my life, I have survived on nothing but muffins more times than I can count. (I can count to at...
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Wasp Bite Apple Cider
Attn: Boring half here at the un-fun end of the kitchen. Don’t worry, Sheena will brb shortly. I never imagined that I would choose this hobby (crafting light booze). As with many things in life, the...
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Ode to the Potato
On the 6 hour drive up north to the quiet fishing resort where my grandparents lived for the summer, my Grandma Beryl’s early 90s Cavalier always smelled like a mix gas station fried chicken and...
View ArticleGerminating Disappointment
I’m usually very good about reading internet reviews. Buyer beware and all that. I even read shitty Google restaurant reviews. Admittedly, that’s usually for a laugh but sometimes I’m slightly serious...
View ArticleMy Unpopular Opinion: Steak
This is the first of many unpopular opinions. I’m willing to argue, but only if you’re not a dink about it. This is my unpopular opinion about steak. But to share it properly, I need to tell you about...
View ArticleThe Zucchini Apocalypse
I’m not sure I believe in heaven or hell. I’m not sure if there is a God, and if there is, if experiencing her is even possible. But I do believe there will be a special place reserved for some of us...
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